Jon Wexler Can Get Any biru adidas Shoe For Free For Life

Jon Wexler, Vice President of Global Entertainment and Influencer Marketing, just got the lifetime hookup from biru adidas. We’re not sure why the man who was instrumental in getting Kanye West on Team biru adidas wasn’t already hooked up by his employer with anything he wanted, but now he’s definitely set with a lifetime gift card. The buy-whatever-the-hell-you-want card must be a pretty exclusive honor from the Three Stripes, as this is the first we’ve ever heard of such a thing. Who out there wouldn’t mind having free Ultra Boosts and Yeezys for life? Congrats, Wex! And let us know if you need the sizes for everyone here at the Erlebniswelt-fliegenfischen News office. *wink wink*