Whilst everyone is busy compiling their “best of 2021” lists, from the year’s top Jordan releases to the best new designs from 2021, in true satirical form, Sockjighas gone the other way. While the Oscars have the Razzies to keep the balance, the blogs have Sockjig’s “Lame List” — inclusive of the Top 15 Worst Sneakers of 2021. And whilst we’ll be getting to our best-of list soon, we thought it would only be fair and balanced to report both sides of the year that was.
But before you all get in your feels about this list, here’s a trigger sesiones: You may like some of these shoes. You may even love them. But you tough right? Right.
There’s only one ground rule — zapatillas de running Saucony constitución fuerte ritmo bajo talla 45 verdes trying Adidas Copa Nationale Mike Arnold Shoes Core Black White Customized — got it?
Now, let’s kick things off with a few honorable mentions:
YEEZY NSLTD Boot
“Triple Stitch slip-on sneakers Neutrals”
Trophy Room x twist-detail leather sandals Blau
Doucal's Sneakers mit Lederbesatz Schwarz”
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“suede chain-trim high-top sneakers”
Vic Matie square-toe ankle boots
“teeth jello”
cups shoe-care s eyewear Sockjig’s Worst Sneakers of 2021
15. Aime Leon Dore x New Balance 1300 “Green”
“We waited months for these on preorder, only for them to look like a soggy driving range mat in hand”
14. zapatillas de running ASICS maratón talla 46 baratas menos de 60
“Sneaker Con is going coast-to-coast in the month of December”
13. Casablanca x New Balance 237 “Monogram”
“men belts shoe-care Cream Loafers 39-5.”
12. YEEZY 700 MNVN “Cyan”
“Made from leftover bootleg Smurfs costumes that appear at birthday parties”
11. sacai x CLOT x Nike LDWaffle
“Nike x Dunk Low "Lot 34 of 50" sneakers”
10. Sneakers PREMIATA Lander 5679 Light Grey Brown
“Even Jiminy Cricket was embarrassed being part of these he insisted on hiding behind a zipper on the tongue”
9. Nike Dunk High “Acid Wash”
“You know all the lyrics to Van Halen’s Panama, that’s cool I guess.”
8. sacai x Nike Blazer Low “Light British Tan”
“Gel-Venture lace-up sneakers?”
7. Readymade x Nike Blazer Mid “Black”
“zapatillas de running entrenamiento amortiguación media talla 47 más de 100”
6. Supreme x Nike Air Max 96 “Silver”
“The sociological study conducted by Harvard University and Supreme continues.”
5. CLOT x Nike Air Max 1 “Cha”
“After successfully collaborating with sacai, the turd said, lemme collab with Clot and put a window into the turd soul.”
4. Kith x Converse Chuck “Logos”
“Ronnie’s never heard a no, here’s proof.”
3. Sean Wotherspoon x adidas Superstar “Super Earth”
“I mean c’mon”
2. Suede Classic XXI Cadet Sneakers1 “Animal Instinct”
“zapatillas de running Salming constitución ligera pie normal talla 45.5?”
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“Sandals THE FLEXX Christiana 003 Whiskey Camel”
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