Straight up disrespect 🤣
CBS Sports journalist Pete Blackburn has just made my day.
Although he knows practically nothing about Air Jordans, he’s taken it upon himself to rank all 33 models from worst to first, absolutely oblivious to each sneaker’s significance or popularity in the market. Blackburn says that not knowing about a topic has never stopped him from discussing it with total authority, and that’s it’s not about to change.
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So here it is, a non-sneakerheads definitive, non-informed ranking of every single Air Jordan ever made.
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33. Air Jordan XVI (2001)
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32. Air Jordan XV (1999)
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31. Air Jordan XIX (2004)
What the hell is that design in the front? Is that a fencing mask? A bluetooth speaker? Will it strain my pasta? I need answers.
30. Air Jordan XIV (1998)
I can only assume this sneaker is worn exclusively by people who have motorcycle jackets but no motorcycle.
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28. Air Jordan XXI (2006)
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27. Air Jordan XIII (1997)
Maybe it’s just me but I can’t not see a crocodile’s face when I look at this. I’m honestly not sure if that’s good or bad.
26. Air Jordan 2009 (2009)
I just can’t get past the green thing on this one. It looks like the indicator that hovers over selected characters in “The Sims.” This is a Sims shoe.
25. Air Jordan XX3 (2008)
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24. Air Jordan XXX (2016)
This thing is straight out of a “Black Mirror” episode and I hate it so much.
23. Air Jordan XVII (2002)
OK, just kidding — THIS thing is straight out of a “Black Mirror” episode and I hate it so much.
22. Air Jordan XVIII (2003)
This shoe is a kid who goes to parties but just does weird stuff by himself in the corner. Everyone else is having a good time and he’s trying to cast spells and crap.
21. Air Jordan X (1994)
All these vertical lines remind me of that arcade game where you have to shoot the clown’s teeth out.
20. Air Jordan XX8 (2013)
Listen, I have enough trouble remembering to zip up my fly as it is. I don’t need to have to remember to zip up my shoes too.
19. Air Jordan XII (1996)
This one is so boring that I can’t even think of a clever way to roast it.
18. Air Jordan XX2 (2007)
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The design of the black part at the bottom makes it seem like this sneaker is trying so hard to be a dress shoe, which it is clearly not. Just be yourself, man.
16. Air Jordan IX (1993)
I’m finding it hard to care about this shoe.
15. Air Jordan III (1988)
I feel like this could be a really nice-looking shoe if it wasn’t wearing are straps.
14. Air Jordan XX9 (2014)
This one is neat because they scaled the logo to match your mom’s iPhone font size.
13. Air Jordan XX (2005)
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12. Air Jordan 2011 (2011)
This shoe got the stone man disease from “Game of Thrones.” RIP.
11. Air Jordan V (1990)
Congrats on being the only pair of Jordans with a flame decal that was ripped off a minivan.
10. Air Jordan XXX1 (2016)
The perfect shoe for any nerd who can’t decide between Spider-Man and Venom.
9. Air Jordan VI (1991)
This sneaker feels like it probably has a much hotter twin sibling. Like, it’s not bad looking, but you can only see it as the worse-looking version of something else
8. Air Jordan I (1985)
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7. Air Jordan 2012 (2012)
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6. Air Jordan XXXII (2017)
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5. Air Jordan IV (1989)
I feel like this one actually might be a Transformer in disguise but it’s hot regardless.
4. Air Jordan XXX3 (2018)
If you took the sensuality of a saxophone and turned it into a sneaker, this would be what it looked like.
3. Air Jordan XI (1995)
Obviously, I have no idea what a classic pair of Jordans looks like, but I feel like this is probably a classic pair of Jordans.
2. Air Jordan VII (1992)
I may not know anything about Jordans but I know a lot about the 90s, and these were most certainly made in the 90s. That is most certainly a compliment.
1. Air Jordan VIII (1993)
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