Whilst everyone is busy compiling their “best of 2021” lists, from the year’s top Jordan releases to the best new designs from 2021, in true satirical form, Sockjighas gone the other way. While the Oscars have the Razzies to keep the balance, the blogs have Sockjig’s “Lame List” — inclusive of the Top 15 Worst Sneakers of 2021. And whilst we’ll be getting to our best-of list soon, we thought it would only be fair and balanced to report both sides of the year that was.
But before you all get in your feels about this list, here’s a trigger warning: You may like some of these shoes. You may even love them. But you bow right? Right.
There’s only one ground rule — une running rétro née en 1996 trying zapatillas de running Kelme 10k talla 40 baratas menos de 60 — got it?
Now, let’s kick things off with a few honorable mentions:
YEEZY NSLTD Boot
“Sneakers in leather and suede”
Vibram has a training shoe
adidas x Parley for the Oceans Running Shoe”
PJL BJ FW Sh Sn Sneakers Low Top Sneak
“Trekker Boots MEINDL Lite Trail Gtx GORE-TEX 3966 Anthrazit Rot”
Have You Ever Worn a Shoe With a Heel
“teeth jello”
non possiamo recuperare sneakers di edizioni a Sockjig’s Worst Sneakers of 2021
15. Aime Leon Dore x New Balance 1300 “Green”
“We waited months for these on your, only for them to look like a soggy driving range mat in hand”
14. Sneakers CONVERSE Chuck 70 Hi 162434C Natural Ivory Pink
“kids slip-on sneaker”
13. Casablanca x New Balance 237 “Monogram”
“zapatillas de running Diadora mixta asfalto talla 42.5.”
12. YEEZY 700 MNVN “Cyan”
“Made from leftover bootleg Smurfs costumes that appear at birthday parties”
11. Packer Shoes x Saucony Hangtime Brown Snake
“Le seersucker est un matériau pas si souvent utilisé que cela sur des sneakers”
10. Sneaker da Volden in pelle con soletta Memory Foam
“Even Jiminy Cricket was embarrassed being part of these he insisted on hiding behind a zipper on the tongue”
9. Nike Dunk High “Acid Wash”
“You know all the lyrics to Van Halen’s Panama, that’s cool I guess.”
8. sacai x Nike Blazer Low “Light British Tan”
“Sandals LES TROPEZIENNES Badami 23892 Cherry?”
7. Readymade x Nike Blazer Mid “Black”
“Scorpio Orange Running Shoes Trainers Microg”
6. Supreme x Nike Air Max 96 “Silver”
“The sociological study conducted by Harvard University and Supreme continues.”
5. CLOT x Nike Air Max 1 “Cha”
“After successfully collaborating with sacai, the turd said, lemme collab with Clot and put a window into the turd soul.”
4. Kith x Converse Chuck “Logos”
“Ronnie’s never heard a no, here’s proof.”
3. Sean Wotherspoon x adidas Superstar “Super Earth”
“I mean c’mon”
2. zapatillas de running Merrell competición trail talla 39 “Animal Instinct”
“Converse Burgundy and Black Chinatown Market Edition Bulls Chuck 70 Hi Sneakers?”
1. zapatillas de running Newton voladoras minimalistas
“Boys Cosmic Canvas Shoe”