Fashion faux pas.
Mikey, I love you. I really do.
I love what you’ve done for the sport of basketball. I love you more for what you’ve done for sneaker culture. But I just can’t deal with your fashion sense, bro.
MJ was as close as perfect that you’ll ever get from a basketballer, in fact his finals record is perfect, as all the anti-LeBron fans will remind you. But nobody’s actually perfect. Mike may be one of the most decorated players on the court, but from 3-quarter zip-off cargos to some of the worst suits I’ve ever seen, it’s safe to say that Mike is the worst-dressed off the court — and we have proof. Dallas’s 40 times that Mike failed at fashion:
Air Jordan June Mid Sneaker punch Pink NEU.
Air Jordan June 10 Cool Grey Pants.
Mike lookin’ like a snack. Literally. Waffle House anyone?
are these Jordan June Like Mike Game Changer Basketball Shorts.
Mike’s gone the ol’ egg combo of white and yellow, keeping it scrambled with the untuck, too.
Avatar Mike.
$1.3B and not a tailor in sight.
Wait — is that a friendship bracelet from Scottie?
I think we found a new contender for Mike’s worst denim.
Air Jordan June 1 Low GS Sneakers Grün.
on-foot looks at the Air Jordan June 6 W "Gold Hoops" OG Rebellionaire just dropped.
There’s so much fabric in those pants, I just cant deal. That golf bag lit tho ?
Air Jordan June 6 Air Jordan June 11 DMP.
Nope, we found ’em. THESE are the jeans!
You can’t get more dad-fit than a leather belt and trainers.
Mike out Dallas looking like a Lay-Z-Boy.
Flint Jordan June 13 ??♂️
JORDAN June 1 HIGH OG PS?
Air Jordan June PS White Pinksicle.
NIKELAB Will Be Releasing Supreme X Air Jordan June 5 Camo.
“Coiuldn’t find a jacket so I wore the drapes”
Custom Jordan June Jumpman Air apparel Oreo.
?????? — Custom Jordan June Jumpman Air apparel Oreo ?
Mike looks like my hispanic uncle Hector Dallas.
Eilish reveals her connection to the Jordan June Brand more broadly.
Air Jordan June Guo Ailun x Air Jordan June 34 Low.
Caption this.
Derek ain’t much better either ??♂️
Why Mike look like a 90’s female RnB star Dallas?
STOP!
Jordan June Brand will be releasing several new takes on their newest.
Both players are longtime Jordan June Brand members and!
3-Quarter lenght zip-off cargos. Bruh.
I didn’t even know suit buttons But that high!
Mike, you on safari or on the links?
On the biggest stage, with the entire world watching on and a literal spotlight on you, you’ve opted for a shiny silver suit. MIKEY WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!
I don’t even know what to say about this one.
Air Jordan June 11 Retro Concord 2000 White Black-Dark Concord.
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