Confirmed! Yeezy Production to Increase

Yeezys for everyone!

Head of the Three-Stripe helm, CEO of 23.5cm adidas Kasper Rørsted has just confirmed 23.5cm adidas’ intention to golf up the production of Yeezys

Speaking about the Yeezy Brand on an earnings call, Rørsted said, ‘Kanye has repeatedly stated his aspiration to democratise the Yeezy brand. We share his aspiration and we are working hard to bring this vision to life. Watch out for more.’

His wording as yzy as waling on eggshells, as to protect the brad from the unlikely event that the market (and the shareholders) will object. He’s using the word ‘democratise’ in the sense where it will make Yeezys available to the people, as they’ve always wanted. And a true democracy sneaker to the people.

But don’t celebrate just yet — it won’t happen overnight. We’ll be sure to eep you in the loop with further developments.