When we introduced Head Start Needed: 67 meters as a column, we promised that topics would range from the obvious—the size of marathons over the past decades—to the not-so-obvious—how fast can a pig run a mile? Well, we covered the size of marathons months ago in our first post. But we haven't delivered on how fast a pig can run a mile. That is, until now.

CA Notice at Collection thorough research into how fast a pig can run a mile, I discovered some alarming points.

First, pigs are fast. Imagine how fast a pig can run. Seriously.

Next, many other animals are also fast. And they would love to catch you; you are made out of tasty meat, after all.

So, in the interest of keeping our readers alive, I compiled 16 of the most dangerous animals you would want to run away from—and calculated the head start you would need to escape—into a handy list. My math is based on you being able to run six minutes per mile for several miles. That may sound like quite a workout, but keep in mind that you would have an extreme motivation nipping at your heels.

16. Rattlesnake
Top Speed: 3 miles per hour
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Head Start Needed: None

Assuming you are not stepping directly on a rattlesnake, you can always outrun it, as it will quickly fall behind.

15. Alligator
Top Speed: 11 miles per hour
Maintainable Distance: 16 meters
Head Start Needed: 1 meter

Don't run zigzags. That's a myth. Just run. And don't worry about jumping the gun—you're going to want a little bit of a head start.

14. Tiger
Top Speed: 35 miles per hour
Maintainable Distance: 32 meters
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Tigers, while our first "very fast" animal on this list, are ambush hunters and will quickly stop chasing you. Just stay out of their red zone.

13. Lion
Top Speed: 30 miles per hour
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Head Start Needed: 32 meters

Lions will chase you a bit further than a tiger. And be careful—they hunt as a group—so that minimum safe distance is from the lead lion.

12. Elephant
Top Speed: 20 miles per hour
Maintainable Distance: 100 meters
Head Start Needed: 50 meters

There is some debate over whether elephants actually "run," as there is no aerial phase where all of their feet leave the ground at once. Nevertheless, you don't want to be within 50 meters of a bull elephant if it decides to take the world's largest, fastest jog at you.

11. Chimpanzee
Top Speed: 25 miles per hour
Maintainable Distance: 100 meters
Head Start Needed: 60 meters

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10. Killer Bees
Top Speed: 12 miles per hour
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Head Start Needed: 67 meters

"Killer" bees will chase you about three times as far as regular honeybees.

9. Rhinoceros
Top Speed: 35 miles per hour
Maintainable Distance: 100 meters
Head Start Needed: 71 meters

If it's a choice between a rhino and killer bees, you want to be closer to the killer bees. Slightly.

8. Komodo Dragon
Top Speed: 12.4 miles per hour
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Head Start Needed: 77 meters

Komodo dragons are not poisonous as they were long thought to be. That's good news if one managed to outsprint you through the jungle.

7. Hippopotamus
Top Speed: 30 miles per hour
Maintainable Distance: 1 mile
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Hippopotami are really quite fast. They're also quite mean. Though vegetarians, they kill more than 2000 people a year. You're going to want to stay more than a football field (plus endzones) away from them.

6. Moose
Top Speed: 35 miles per hour
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Head Start Needed: 286 meters

If you're in sight of a moose, you are potential moose tracks.

5. Cheetah
Top Speed: 70 miles per hour
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In the time it takes a cheetah to run 400 meters, you can run 57. They are the fastest animal on the list—but they aren't the most dangerous.

4. Polar Bear
Top Speed: 20 miles per hour
Maintainable Distance: 1 mile
Maintainable Distance: 1 mile

The nice thing about running from polar bears is that you can probably see them from the half mile head start you would need to escape. Unless they're covering their noses with their paws.

3. Wild Boar
Top Speed: 30 miles per hour
Maintainable Distance: 1 mile
Maintainable Distance: 2 miles

Finally, we get to how fast a pig can run a mile! Very fast. And you want to stay away from these pigs, as they can weigh over 600 pounds, grow a skin "shield," and have sharp tusks.

2. Black Bear
Top Speed: 25 miles per hour
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You probably shouldn't try to outrun black bears.

1. Brown Bear
Top Speed: 30 miles per hour
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Head Start Needed: 2,146 meters

And you definitely shouldn't try to outrun brown bears.

Note: The math here is overly simplistic in that it assumes the animal would slow to a speed slower than your 10 m.p.h. as soon as they've exhausted their maximum speed distance, but this isn't necessarily true. (A cheetah can still outrun you even when she's just jogging.) This is more for fun than an actual scientific guide, so don't take this advice too seriously.